It takes many ingredients to make Burger King great, but the secret ingredient is our people.
Try our sausages. None like them.
Coffee, 39 cents a lb. Stock up and Save. Limit: One. (Wow, .39 a pound!!)
The panda eats, shoots, and leaves.
Teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.
“Yesterday, a woman bought eight jars of peanut butter on me,” said the clerk.
Adrienne read the note taped to the dollar bill changer. When using the washing machine, please remove all your clothes after the light goes out.
“The toilet is out of order,” he said, “You’ll have to use the floor below.”
“Let’s eat Mom!”
After rotting in the cellar for weeks, his brother brought up some oranges.
Her latest mystery has an ending that is a real cliff-dweller
She said, “It’s time to nip it in the butt.”
Remember, everyone makes misteaks.
Are you guilty of using dangling and misplaced modifiers, wrong words, and misplaced or missing punctuation? Has your mind tricked you while your fingers flew across the keyboard?
I was just kissing. (kidding)
Your story was awful. (awesome)
Tom and I enjoyed our curse. (cruise)
I apologize for any incontinence this has caused. (inconvenience)
Feel free to share your own funny examples in Comments, but please keep it clean. Children might be watching.